Cheese Classes with Erika Kubick of Cheese Sex Death

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Get excited, Denver - in July, we're pairing up with Erika Kubick, the cheesemonger-turned-preacher behind CheeseSexDeath.com, a website devoted to educating, exciting, and empowering cheese sluts everywhere! Erika is bringing her Cheese Church tour to Denver to celebrate her debut book, Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed, and there are two ways you can join in on the fun.   

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WEDNESDAY, JULY 12 at CALL TO ARMS BREWING

The perfect evening for Cheesus worshippers and cheese lovers of all kinds, Erika will guide guests through a 90-minute class at Call to Arms Brewing on Tennyson, which will include a sermon on the "basics"of cheese worship from Erika's book and a tasting featuring four cheeses from So Damn Gouda paired with four Call to Arms beers.

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THURSDAY, JULY 13 at SO DAMN GOUDA

Come hang with us at So Damn Gouda as Erika and our team guide you through a 90-minute class, featuring a sermon on the "basics"of cheese worship from Erika's book, and a tasting featuring six cheeses and wines, alongside various accouterments.

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ABOUT ERIKA

Erika Kubick is a Chicago native and the cheesemonger-turned-preacher behind CheeseSexDeath.com, a website devoted to educating, exciting, and empowering cheese sluts everywhere. Through sultry cheese porn and educational church services, Erika converts common cheese lovers into confident connoisseurs and worshippers of Cheesus. Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed is her début book.

 

ABOUT CHEESE SEX DEATH: A BIBLE FOR THE CHEESE OBSESSED

From evangelist cheesemonger Erika Kubick comes a comprehensive tomme devoted to transforming average cheese lovers into confident connoisseurs. This captivating bible demystifies the world of fromage in two parts. The Old Testament preaches the Ten Commandments of Cheese Church and explores the history, production, and five basic categories of cheese. The New Testament covers the rituals for enjoying Cheesus, with books that unveil the secrets behind pairing with accompaniments, crafting perfect cheese plates, and worshipping in the kitchen, with recipes like Garlic-Honey Baked Briesus and Dark Chocolate Goat Cheese Truffles.

 

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